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Showing posts with label bad fiction. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bad fiction. Show all posts

Friday, April 5, 2013

Fortean High Strangeness - OR - Ridiculous Bad Fiction?

You'll be hard pressed to beat this offering from the latest MUFON reports in weirdness. The `story' revolves around a vanishing doppelganger and the number 415 - no, I don't make this up. You can decide if today's latest MUFON reports gives this `report' credence or destroys any semblance of credence.
February 10th, 1992 - Vanishing Entity In Burger King Food Line:
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 This was a strange event,I got a letter in the mail that i was to receive a free camera,all i had to do was show up at a specific address at a specific time and date. note: this was a long time ago back in the early 90s.the location was in el Monte California,so me and my brother decided to go.upon arriving at the exact location we noticed that the address where we were led to was a vacant lot. we thought okay this was obviously a hoax,but to what end?,we were also very hungry and decided to go to the burger king across the street,it was here where the event took place.my brother told me what he wanted and i stood in line,about four people in front of me then this guy walks in who to me looked like a bum,dirty,cut off gloves,long brownish coat.and he got behind me and i remember looking at my brother and over to the cashier girl who also noticed this man.i feared he was going to ask for money,i expected it.instead he leans over and taps my shoulder and i turn to him and he asks me or rather questions me.he says "you really dont know what time it is do you?,you dont know what 145 is? i turned around back towards the line and now the few people in front of me as well as the cashier girl noticed him and then all of theyre faces turned to shock,i thought he maybe pulled out a knife or a gun,but instead what they witnessed was he simply vanished... i quickly turned behind me and he was gone without a trace,the lobby door just feet away stood still,he couldnt have made it out without one of us seeing him do so.now comes even the weirder part.by the time i reached the front of the line everyone including myself forgot what transpired just a few minutes earlier.this incident wasnt my first either concerning the number 145,and every time i encountered a human looking being,the situation was the same,they questioned me about the time,and 145.now honestly to me i have no idea the significance of this number,i was wondering if anyone else had ever experienced anything similar?
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The rare musical interlude.......
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IF you are into vanishing entities - on my blog The Heavy Stuff - I actually have a `label' for it - Vanishing Entities.
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Monday, February 25, 2013

Rendered Stupid?

As Clockers know, I'm often to usually scanning the latest MUFON reports for content for my readership. And, of course, I attempt to screen out the `stupid' that I encounter daily and often at a level that is not casual, say 25% of the reports. By that I mean the endless supposed photos showing this or that THAT SELDOM LIVE UP TO HYPE in any regard.

And, as you might suspect, since it is today's headline - I encountered a dozy today that simply brought all the bad grammar, bad spelling and bad story telling to a peak. It had to do with the last and 20th report at the bottom of today's MUFON page and reported as happening in Ft. Pierce Florida just the other day (I have buddies in FP btw.) Oh, there are other reports also in today's list from very nearby.

Anyway, here's the Ft. Pierce UFO Report of the object on February 20th:

I have seen different types..the one that was over my head was the size of a football field. The others all I could see was the lights it was late at night after midnight.and some foggy..but a as it hovered.as it knew we seen them they slowly followed as we got scared .and got home we could send in the sky there are more than one..back in 1985I lost time and I got home around 11when I left my cousins home at 8pm.on the tv.said"us sure force chanced 4: to.up yo 600 miles HOUR ..and I have seen a lot in the last 27 years Im scared to say I seen them but know what I have seen and still seeing as well as others now.its very active around my house ..in 1985after I stuck my head out the window I realized it was a : to.as I couldnt talk but could think.and ask them to please dont hurt me and my baby. The nested morning my ear was scab I was in all
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I mean, it's the persons one chance to be specific - to be communicative...... what different types? You mention NO shapes in any fashion of even ONE of these `types'..... over your head at WHAT height?...... now all the others are only lights?....... so, you saw lights through fog in the past....... WHEN was this hovering AND following? .... On the 20th?....... send in the sky(?) so, you don't know how to spell the word SEEN or seeing? .... and in 1985 your missing time experience was how long? how far do you live from your cousins? NO DETAILS?..... and, on the TV it said WHAT?.... you are totally unintelligible in this area of your `report'..... `active around your house' for how long? In what manner? ..... and WHY are you scared again? ...... nested = next?.......... all=awe?
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Seriously, is this person rendered stupid?
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Anyway, I wanted Clockers to see just how inane going through these reports can be............ My thanks to the book purchasers off my blog yesterday. Appreciated. 
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I have some good stuff going on at my other blogs too - On Amazing UFO Stories you can catch the tale of a 1974 alien-humanoid that was Bowlegged And Wore A Jumpsuit --- seriously. And over at The AnomalyMan listing, my `science' blog - you can catch what I often feature there - Trippy Art Fantasies, with photos such as the below:

And, yes, I even have a UFO Video over at my BS (caution adultish content).
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Saturday, October 6, 2012

MUFON Report - Lifelong Alien Encounters Accounting

I'll leave it to Clockers to form your own opinions upon `encountering' this story via today's latest MUFON reports:
First off I am not sure what I should do or where I should go. Basically I was born in 1985. We lived in several places it was around 1989 I first saw something that I remember and my family remembers although we dont remember all of it. What I remember is the first sighting was in the country outside of maryville missouri. I remember laying in my room and seeing flashing lights fill up the room. I went to the living room of our earth home and we had alot of picture windows and I remember standing there looking outside and seeing a bunch of different lights that were flashing all colors that I can think of. We had a big garage building like a morton shed. Above it was where the lights were coming from and the lights were so bright it was hard to make out the object. I remember my father coming out and standing next to me and I was kind of scared because I didnt know what it was. I remember my dad saying its ok and put his hand on my shoulder. We had a light outside that hit part of the craft and it wwas a disc with a dome on top and the lights coming out the sides and bottom. I dont remember anything after my dad put his hand on my shoulder. I remember the next day I woke up very early which was odd for me and my mom thought something was wrong. When she woke up she said the tv wasnt working that it was on channel 00. And when she called the tv provider they said they didnt know what caused that but that if there was a charge of high frequincys. When I walked to the kitchen my mom still says to this day and my dad that i pointed to the stove and said that was floating above our shed last night and me and dad saw it. I was pointing at a wok for chinese food that was on the stove burner and after saying that my dad said he remembered something about that night that he forgot. After we talked about it I remembered having a dream that same night but it felt like it wasnt a dream and my dad had the same "dream". It was that I woke up on a cold table shaped object in a dark room with just a few lights. My dad was on a table next to me and I remember him saying outloud dont hurt my son. And I remember seeing small humanoid things walking around in the shadows and walking to my dads table and thats the last thing I remember. Since then throughout the years I have seen several ufos at different points in my life. When I was about 10-11 I was at my dads in a different city then my mom. I remember we went to a roadside park in the country of Iowa. It was night time. I dont remember much about it but that I remember waking up feeling really sick in the car. I found later that night i took a shower and i had a triangle shaped white marking on my leg that looked like it was a scar but it just showed up that day and stayed there all the way till high school and can still faintly make it out today. I remember several times of throughout the years of seeing several more. My father was a otr truck driver and I went with him in the summers. We were in Arizona/New Mexico area late at night on a county highway and saw blue/green lights in a field. It followed along the semi and took of into the sky at the speed of something I never saw before. At one point I talked to my dad about the sightings Ive had and my mom. My dad has seen a lot more of these then my mother. But he said he knew they were studying us. He told me he was told by them the "greys" that they do not mean us harm. And my father told me they will be watching over me. My mom found out that her utereus was looked to be like it was cut perfectly in half. This was just pointed out to her within the past 6 years as her dr asked her if she ever had any kids. She just had me. Since about 2008 I have had more and more contact. The most recent was just about a week ago. I was on my way home from work at about 3 am and saw something in the sky darting around off highway 18 in north iowa on the N side of the road. Last year I was out riding around on a motorcycle and I saw something that looked like it was following me in the middle of nowhere. It went directly over me and I dont feel that I was abducted but it kind of hovered over me in the sky and darted off in the distance. I ended up pulling on the side of the road. It was about 2 am and I sat on my bike looking at it and after a few minutes it started darting around the sky. At the same time I felt it was "communicating with me". I was seeing things at a very fast pace. It was not words or anything I know of for sure but it looked alot like old symbols of runes and shapes put together. It was like I was watching a tv of just these symbols and I dont remember blacking out but I thought it lasted about 15 minutes. I remember it leaving and I left. And about 20 miles was the next gas station and I was gonna stop there, when i got there i thought it was going to be before 3 am since this happened at about 2 and i thought it was 15 minutes plus 15-20 min for the ride. When i got my gas it was after 500 am. When this happened and I saw the light at first on the bike I was anxious and felt this uneasy feeling that I had no control. I remember from every time I see these things I start out feeling the same thing of uneasy. When I started to pay attention to the crafts and felt it was communicating I instantly felt at ease and relaxed and that I knew somehow everything was ok. I would like to try to find out why they are seeming if they are keeping in contact with me, if they are the same beings or different coincidences. And if its studing just me or my parents too. My parents both remember things and my dad remembers alot more and told me of several times he was out in nevada and arizona in the semi and seeing things. I had a video of one of the encounters on my old phone that was about 30 seconds long bu it was so hard to see the lights.
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THE MODERN DAY UFO MOTIF IDENTIFIED BY UDCC - THE ANSWER TO 99% OF UFO EXPERIENCES

The `UFO Motif' is a vigorous plasma Orb that catches ones attention - morphs, often into a structured shape as it comes very close to the observer location - then it often morphs one more time into a structured `Neighborhood UFO' (aka an Impossible Craft perception) - this is where folks then `see' low flying, slow moving `Triangles' or other UFO shapes - often followed (after departure) by `helicopters' or `military jets' - both of which are simply part of the total perception. The `Neighborhood UFO' then often passes out of perception range to NOT be reported `downstream' or `upstream' usually - proving that it is a localized experience (often tied to intentionalities on the ground and with humans). EXTREME close encounters can easily produce the perceptions of missing time.
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Note The Dictionary Words Associated With The Very Concept Of A Motif
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a short succession of notes producing a single impression; a brief melodic or rhythmic formula out of which longer passages are developed.

design, pattern, decoration, figure, shape, device, emblem, ornament

a distinctive feature or dominant idea in an artistic or literary composition