Irrational Fear? Or, Real And Worrisome?

"Possible communication with beings" --- yepper, this is the self-description of a recent experience in Pleasantville NJ on 5-20 from the latest MUFON reports (LMR's) MUFON Link To Story:

Ive always been a skeptic of aliens and UFOs, up until two nights ago, and I feel lost and confused, thats why I am here. I would like to start off by telling you that about 3 weeks ago I saw an unidentified flying object that looked like a fireball in the sky, and since then I have felt like I am being watched. Two nights ago as I was about to go to sleep I saw something in my room through my peripheral vision. I dont remember going to sleep, but I do remember waking up in a metal room and I was lying on a metal bed and I was restrained. I struggled to turn my head and I saw many people lying in these metal beds just like mine and I focused on one in particular which I realized was my sister, it seemed that everyone was in some state of unconsciousness. At that point I realized that something was very wrong and I was conscious of the scary situation I was in. I started to panic and tried to free myself. At that point I realized that I was surrounded by short beings, they were grayish in color and seemed oblivious to the fact that I was trying to fight my way out of the restraints. Suddenly out of nowhere came a bright light and another being appeared, this one was taller and had a more oval shaped head with indentations in it and it was almost tan in color. It communicated with me telepathically and I asked it what it was doing to us and it said "We are looking at your DNA." I asked it why it was doing this to us and it replied "All humans have alien DNA, but not all humans have the same alien DNA" I asked it where they were from and it said "We come from Sirius" and it also told me that they have been coming to me for a long time. At that point it disappeared and my fear returned and I started screaming from the top of my lungs, the next thing I remember is jumping up from my bed screaming waking up everyone in the house.I havent slept for 2 nights now.....

Hard to read this story and not have doubts and questions - lots of doubts and questions. Indeed, `fireball in the sky' sounds TONS more like a Chinese Lantern than an alien craft. Then, to  turn that into `feeling of being watched' (because you saw a fireball?) seems a bit, no, more than a bit paranoid. THEN, IF YOU saw YOUR SISTER on an alien craft - don't you think you MIGHT ASK HER? .... And finally, the aliens that criss-cross the universe are in NEED of DNA information? 

All while everything suggests that this is a DREAM?
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Also from the LMR's

Is this a Crop Circle in 

Red Lion PA for the last 10 days?

http://www.mufoncms.com/files/47576_submitter_file1__cropcircle.jpg

30 Word Report Submitted With Above Picture

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One final weird story?

Another Impossible Triangle That Prevents Camera Picture Taking

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