"Not Certain Why I Woke Up Outside"

Rarely does a line from a UFO report to MUFON strike my funny bone but the above line did and it came from this latest MUFON report of an event in 2004 In Tennessee.
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I wanted Clockers to know that the voiding of old posts has begun and I'm now set on reviewing all the posts of UDCC for content - could take some time for sure. At least two new books are now started on the removed content from 2007 and 2008. IF you want to see these old posts do it soon. As I said the other day - I expect to remove virtually all opinion posts before 2011 within a relatively short period of time.
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Back to today's latest MUFON reports as this one from Minnie Kentucky struck me -- seems this person is frequently seeing and interacting with Orbs - with flashlights - seems to them that MUFON is ignoring them: Minnie Kentucky Orbs
this is not much of a sighting compared to others,but I was taking my two dogs out for there last well what dogs do in the yard at 11:52pm and as soon as I stepped on the runway part of my deck I saw the white round light .not sure of the size but big enough.maybe as big as a compact car? so as usual when i have seen one ,I will shine my four d battery mag light at it and start messing with them,most of the time they will do something ive seen them like power down,its like turning a coleman lantern down real fast you can still see the craft,I used to think all this was cool until last fall!!!! anyway he was over an old strip mine and when I started putting my light and the laser from my glock almost instantly a smaller red one came from out of the north ,and just stayed in one place ,like checking me out the white one kept looking around and went over out of my sight.my dogs wer finished and with the red one still about500 feet over the mountain ,I just came on in my house!Ive seen round ones one shaped like a thumbnail and I had a very very close up encounter with one that was shaped like arectangle jewel!!! u can laugh or think I am a nutcase!!when it happens to you see how hard you laugh then !!!! they are here dont kidd yourself and pretend they arent.i could type a 2500 word essay but it wont do any good I have called mufon before about 3 yrs ago and never recieved a call back , I thought I would reach out one more time!!! the ball is in your court!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The Art of Stalking Parallel Perception: The Living Tapestry of Lujan Matus
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One of the `things' that I am doing and gathering in raiding my previous content is about Orbs, of course - it will make for an interesting read at the end. 
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